While playing a game of FMK (Eff, Marry, Kill) during our Hurricane Irene party, my friend (let’s call him, JC) and let me preface by saying that he/we/our group of friends are not normal after a few drinks…or ever, really, came up with a tough one: Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden.
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One love. |
I will leave it up to the imagination of who I would HateEff and Kill (if you know me, I’m sure you can take a shot in the DARK), but I will say that I thought it was in my best interest to marry….(insert drum roll here)…. ADOLF HITLER! “Why!” one might ask. Allow me to break it down for you:
- I have blonde hair
- I have blue eyes
- I am Catholic
AKA I am basically the perfect human! He would have worshiped me and allowed me to live out my life dream as a housewife. And let’s be honest, the mustache is kind of a turn-on and so multi-purposeful. I also dig a man that wears neutral tones- so Nazi chic. Sorry Saddam and Osama, but I don’t think traveling from cave to cave is the life for me, especially via walking stick.
So followers, please enlighten me and tell me how you’d rank them and why! Stay JC- Jerusalem Cool!