Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Where the "F" did you come up with the name, "Fuke?"

Let me start by saying that I have been thinking about the title of my "unborn" blog for quite sometime and it has not been an easy task.  At first, I wanted to find some sort of witty, play on words that involved food, but everything I came up with was way too cheesy (see, I just can't win).  Then I thought about a "cute/girly" title involving NYC, girls in their mid-twenties and once again, food.  Again, no luck-way too SATC (that's Sex and the City for those of you living under a rock).  My friend Steph suggested Meatloaf, Oreos and Beyond and although those are two of my favorite food items, I just needed something more me. Finally, I decided to go back to my roots and use my longtime nickname "Duke" to add a personal touch. After about two seconds, I combined "F" for Food (amongst other things) with "uke" for Duke and "Fuke" was born.  Now, here is when it gets interesting... 


I decided to Google my new "baby name" creation, and as luck would have it, an Urban Dictionary post practically jumped off my screen. Most of you reading this know that I am probably the most vulgar person ever, so Google is obviously doing a fantastic job finding the right matches for me. The second definition for "Fuke" is as follows:


"a fuke is a male orgasm that ends with such a huge explosion of sperm that it feels like a nuclear bomb has just blown up inside his partner's vagina/asshole."


Well, well, well...what a kawinkydink (sp?) because this JUST SO HAPPENS to be the EXACT same feeling my mouth experiences after I eat an AMAZING meal or dish.  And so it was fate...my blog would be named "Fuke."

1 comment:

  1. hahahah you are absolutely disgusting, and i love it

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